Chapter 409
The third rabbit didn’t touch the dish that Yu Xunge had prepared for it. After a long silence, it finally spoke, “Let’s make a deal.”
Still wearing that same deadpan expression, Yu Xunge replied, “Go on, I’m listening.”
The third rabbit said, “You need to complete the dish for the shokugeki within 30 minutes.”
Complete the dish for the shokugeki in 30 minutes?
The third rabbit certainly wouldn’t want to lose to her. If it lost the shokugeki, it would incur another violation and still face elimination. So, was this a way for it to lose the match quickly?
This way, the third rabbit could leave the restaurant before the 30-minute dining period ended, and by then, it would also be a formal employee. Even if Yu Xunge served the dish at the last minute, it wouldn’t be penalized for wasting time.
In other words… the price of this deal was that she would have to leave Restaurant 353.
Yu Xunge asked, “And what price will you pay for your dignity? You can speak in Chinese.”
The third rabbit took a deep breath, its tone filled with anger and defiance, yet the price it offered made Yu Xunge’s heart race: “One chance to modify a skill’s text or data.”
Perhaps it was pride that drove it; it didn’t want to speak in the language Yu Xunge preferred, so it stuck to Tianxie (天蟹, a fictional language).
Yu Xunge inquired, “How do you modify percentage-based data? What are the limits?”
The third rabbit replied, “If you want to decrease the percentage, I can reduce it to one-tenth of its original value. If you want to increase it, it can be doubled.”
Yu Xunge shook her head. “Your dignity is too cheap. Are you underestimating yourself? I’m so disappointed in you.”
The little seahorse gasped. “Why are you flattering it just to negotiate?”
The Mai Mang Crab chimed in, “Why don’t you just lick the little seahorse’s feet? It’s really cheap here!”
The little seahorse quickly flapped its fins and grew feet again. “You want some? I’ll sell it cheap!”
Players from both sides of the restaurant who understood Tianxie were feeling envious, asking their own rabbit guests if they had any deals to offer.
The rabbit guests on both sides were busy enjoying the spectacle.
A rabbit from Restaurant 352 shouted, “Hey, just drink some soup! It’s just a bowl of soup!”
A rabbit from Restaurant 235 yelled, “Exactly! We promise not to tell them!”
The third rabbit was so furious it looked ready to explode. Ignoring the commotion, it said, “Don’t inflate the value; this price is already quite reasonable.”
Yu Xunge replied, “You know the dangers I face if I leave the restaurant. I could die a dozen times before closing time. What you’re offering isn’t enough.”
The third rabbit asked, “What do you want then?”
Yu Xunge said, “I want the percentage-based data to be reduced by a factor of 100.”
The third rabbit frowned, staring at Yu Xunge for two seconds before exclaiming, “You’re dreaming!”
Yu Xunge thought, “Is this bastard checking my skills?”
B8017913 replied, “Clearly, not only did it check, but it was also shocked by your shamelessness.”
Yu Xunge grabbed a kitchen knife and began chopping vegetables. “Then hurry up! Either get reincarnated quickly or start gnawing on feet!”
The third rabbit ground its teeth, no longer wanting to check the divine chat channel… It had decided to log off soon.
Yu Xunge continued, “You want me to leave the safe zone to face such a huge crisis, and I have to endure the divine punishment for violating game rules from time to time, yet you offer such a low price? You’re just being stingy. Sigh, what about your courage?… Courage, tsk tsk.
“What does courage even mean? Oh, it means when a person faces difficulties, they should have ambition and backbone, be resilient, and dare to take risks.
“Ah, so having courage means being stingy? If someone asks me why I’m so cheap, I’ll just say it’s because I have courage!”
The third rabbit clenched its fists, its fluffy body trembling. “…”
The rabbit from Restaurant 352, holding a meat chop, said, “Wow, don’t get yourself killed.”
The rabbit from Restaurant 235 put down its spoon. “Why don’t you just let yourself be eliminated? Let’s die gloriously and not give her the satisfaction! It’s infuriating!”
The little seahorse added, “Exactly!”
The third rabbit slammed the table. “Divided by 15! That’s my limit!”
Yu Xunge shot back, “100! I’m not only willing to lose the match and leave Restaurant 353, but I’m also willing to let you cancel three curses and ensure that this round of the divine game doesn’t use the [Ancient Curse], becoming a player with courage!”
The third rabbit could no longer tolerate the word “courage.” “...50!”
Yu Xunge pounded the table harder, excitedly saying, “Deal! The boss is generous!”
The third rabbit was left speechless.
The rabbit from Restaurant 352 remarked, “The boss is stunned!”
The rabbit from Restaurant 235 echoed, “The boss is stunned!”
The third rabbit glared fiercely at Yu Xunge, rummaging through its fur for a while before pulling out a single rabbit hair. After smoothing it out and blowing on it, it handed it to Yu Xunge.
Yu Xunge accepted it.
【■■■·A Rabbit Hair】(A divine gift): Can modify a certain percentage data in a skill, reducing it to 1/50 of its original value (Usage: 1)
Without hesitation, Yu Xunge used it on her [Mysterious Power]!
She was afraid the third rabbit would calm down and backtrack.
[Mysterious Power] SSS Rank: This skill can only be used when your health is below 5%. Upon using this skill, your health will be locked at 1% for 24 hours. During this time, you cannot regain health, and all beings can only deal damage to you once; the second attack will be ineffective. The damage from the first attack ignores enemy and ally attributes, directly deducting 0.004% of your health. Each use costs 20% of your mana; cooldown time is 7 natural days.
What does this mean? It means that in the future, to use this skill again, she would need 250 players to attack her to die.
And at this moment, with only 0.8% health left, she would need to be attacked by 200 different targets to die.
Meanwhile, an announcement echoed across the world battlefield.
[Zai Jiu Xun Ge’s previous three curses have all become invalid, and the [Ancient Curse] cannot be used in this round of the divine game.]
【Chapter 533: Divine Game: Nonsense Restaurant 48】
Yu Xunge immediately picked up the dish she had prepared for the third rabbit and placed it in front of it. “Eat up! I promise I’ll finish cooking and leave within five minutes. For an SSS-level skill, I’m even willing to feed you.”
The third rabbit looked at her suspiciously. “If I choose to follow Rule One, will you throw this dish on the ground to make me pick it up and eat it?”
Yu Xunge paused, meeting the third rabbit’s gaze, and replied earnestly, “No, I wouldn’t do that.”
She wasn’t crazy; using the rules to provoke a divine being and personally humiliating one were two different matters.
Even if she didn’t know the third rabbit was a divine being, she wouldn’t do such a thing.
Trampling on a being’s dignity without restraint was not something to take lightly.
The third rabbit’s tightly furrowed brow relaxed slightly. “That’s acceptable.”
It took the dish and began to eat.
Yu Xunge said, “You’re not too bad yourself.”
Proud, yet truly generous!
The third rabbit: …
Why did talking to Xiao Quan Xian sound so pleasant, but when it came to her, it was all prickly?
At that moment, the little seahorse flew over. “I’ll feed you! Just give me a rabbit hair, and I’d even be willing to chew it up and feed you.”
The third rabbit pushed the little seahorse away. “You’re not allowed to talk! Every time you speak, I get a headache!”
The little seahorse replied, “So when Zai Jiu Xun Ge talks, you tremble with anger? Turns out you’re excited!”
The third rabbit: …
Yu Xunge exclaimed, “So that’s it!”
The rabbit from Restaurant 352 said, “So that’s it!”
The rabbit from Restaurant 235 echoed, “So that’s it!”
The third rabbit closed its eyes in pain, unwilling to speak further.
Yu Xunge wielded her spatula, realizing she had been looking for an opportunity to leave Restaurant 353. She just hadn’t planned to leave so soon. If she didn’t leave, how could she use the second rabbit hair?
She didn’t know how long the skill icon would last; she had to use it before closing time to secure her gains.
Although leaving the restaurant now meant she might face the risk of not having a restaurant when it reopened, with so many restaurants around, she was sure to find one like Restaurant 353 where she could compete for a position.
After all, wasn’t she playing the divine game to earn rewards to modify her skills?
Now that she had a direct opportunity to modify her skills, wouldn’t it be foolish not to seize it?
The little seahorse seemed a bit reluctant to see her go. “Are you really leaving?”
Yu Xunge replied, “Yeah.”
The little seahorse said, “If you leave, where will I find you if I want to kill you?”
Yu Xunge answered, “Throw the head of the Donghai Shark into the high skies of the world battlefield, and I’ll respond to your call.”
The little seahorse sighed, “Sometimes when I talk to you, I really feel inferior. Your shamelessness makes me feel ashamed.”
Yu Xunge retorted, “I’m the one who should feel that way!”
Yu Xunge quickly prepared a dish, scoring 98 points—nothing special, not even a delicacy. She glanced at the restaurant’s data; her nonsense value was at 85.
Revenue: 779◆52◇.
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