Chapter 23
As she stepped out of the Han family estate, her main stats were as follows:
【Health Points】: 150/150
【Mana Points】: 200/200
【Strength】: 8
【Constitution】: 8+3
【Intelligence】: 12+2
【Agility】: 21
【Luck】: 10 (maxed out)
【Charm】: 10 (maxed out)
Her health points had finally begun to increase. Constitution was a composite attribute that affected her vitality, defense, magic resistance, mental resistance, and health recovery speed, among other things. Initially, her constitution was only 5, and when it increased before, her health points hadn’t changed. But once her constitution surpassed 10, every additional point would grant her 50 more health points, and each level-up would also yield an increase… However, the growth during level-ups wasn’t fixed; those with higher constitution would receive greater bonuses upon leveling up.
Mana points followed a similar pattern. Thanks to her increased intelligence, her mana points had now reached 300.
Yu Xunge hung her pocket watch around her neck, tucking it into her underwear. If she could, she would have loved to sew a little pocket with a combination lock onto her undergarments to keep the watch safe.
Although the disguise information only needed to be in her bag to take effect, to avoid being divined, she had to wear it. Moreover, to use item skills, she had to wear them as well. The Soros set skills were too useful for her to ignore.
Having traveled to the Han family by car, she was familiar with the route. Even though the Han family was over thirty kilometers from the massage parlor, she could use her Shadow Step now. With her intelligence at 14, she could teleport 14 kilometers each time. After three uses of Shadow Step, Yu Xunge found herself back in the restroom of the massage parlor.
After showering and changing, she locked the door and climbed into bed, hoping to avoid any sudden health issues.
When the attendant came in at 8 AM to wake her, she simply ordered another three hours of sleep, rolling out of bed around noon for a meal.
She needed to think about what kind of gift to leave for Han Qianshan and Han Qianhai.
Otherwise, she would feel guilty about the slave formation she had carved into her back.
It was Yu Xunhuan who had come to save her back then, but now, with her upgraded pig brain, she realized something was off. Why did he show up just as she finished the formation and recited the incantation?
She couldn’t bear to kill Han Qianshan outright.
She had to torment him first before delivering the final blow to feel satisfied.
Otherwise, it would be like walking into a buffet after starving for ten days, only to end up eating chicken and vegetable salad for health’s sake, feeling empty inside.
If her enemy was taken out in one swift stroke, she would spend the rest of her life waking up in the middle of the night, slapping herself: “Really? You just killed him like that?!”
**Chapter 25: Living Bodhisattva**
Like she did with Yu Xunhuan?
… Or maybe she could get something illegal to frame the Han siblings? But she found out the Tomato Mechanism wouldn’t allow that.
Yu Xunge thought to herself, now that she was here, she couldn’t just sit idle. Whenever she was idle, her bones itched, and she even wondered if she was sick. She had just visited the black market and asked a doctor, but that unethical doctor told her it wasn’t a disease; it was just her being cheap.
Yu Xunge: “…” Damn, what a sharp tongue! No wonder he couldn’t be a proper doctor!
But this was the only hospital around, and they had a wide range of services. She left two strands of hair—one after using her disguise skill and one of her own—for the doctor to test for DNA.
While waiting for the results, she planned to look for the mutated items she had heard about in her past life in B City.
She wouldn’t consider anything too large, nor anything that could be mass-produced for the battlefield, nor any items that were privately cherished. Ideally, she wanted something that had a grudge against its owner…
But after finishing her coffee in the café, she realized she hadn’t thought of anything, because any mutated item that gained fame was either powerful enough to change its owner’s life or caused its owner to suffer.
She didn’t want to touch the former, and the latter was indeed quite rare.
The national order hadn’t collapsed; although darkness lurked everywhere, they were still united against foreign threats. In chaotic times, harsh measures were taken, and the force that had wiped out the pet hospital had paid a hefty price.
After much thought, she remembered a brother of the male lead, a man named Ye Dong.
He had known Yu Xunhuan before the game invasion; they were both game streamers and friends. After the third internal test, he had come to S City to join the male lead, and during that time, he had even pursued her.
Back then, she didn’t understand why a man with nothing to his name had such an air of superiority in front of her.
There was no care or affection, just empty words. After she rejected him, he acted as if she was the one who didn’t know what was good for her. In that situation, constantly saying, “I like you, be my girlfriend,” wasn’t pursuing; it was harassment.
Although Yu Xunhuan hadn’t defended him, she hadn’t stopped him either.
Looking back, it was probably because they were both players at the time, so they looked down on ordinary people?
Ye Dong’s divine talent wasn’t strong; it was just a measly A rank, which paled in comparison to the male and female leads’ teams in S City. Even her own A rank talent was stronger than his.
But after the game invasion, Ye Dong had a mutated item that allowed him to stay close to the male lead.
It was a little figurine he had cherished for years, and after the mutation, it became his contracted pet. It could grow larger, act as a puppet or soldier, and unleash skills, with attributes at 80% of its owner’s. Even if it died, it could be revived.
The best part was that the contracted item, like bound equipment, couldn’t be stolen. Even if the owner died, it couldn’t be taken away.
She didn’t plan to steal Ye Dong’s item. Although he was a fool, he was just a bit too flirty with his words, had a bad attitude, and looked at her with lewd eyes. He often told the male lead, “You’re too lenient with your sister,” and when he and a few others went to lure monsters, that puppet would protect everyone but her…
Not a crime worth killing over.
Yu Xunge considered herself a very forgiving person.
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, but she wouldn’t wipe out an entire family over a grudge.
So she made her way to Ye Dong’s home, found that familiar little figurine—a colorful little figure holding a sword—and pulled out her dagger. She chopped off its tiny arms, shaved its hair, and left with the pieces.
As she passed by an alley, she casually crushed the two cute little arms, the tiny sword, and the layer of scalp, tossing the ashes into a trash bin.
Sigh.
Yu Xunge stood by the roadside, gazing at the street, reflecting.
She was probably what they called a living bodhisattva.
As night fell, Yu Xunge, having completely lost her sense of routine, reappeared in Han Qianshan’s room.
It was already 2 AM, and this guy was still awake?
Although Yu Xunge had used her illusion spell, she felt it wasn’t safe, so she quickly downed another invisibility potion.
Then she watched as Han Qianshan smashed things around. Soon, Han Qianhai entered, and both looked quite grim.
“Did you find anything out?”
“Nothing. Just that our attributes have dropped.”
“……#￥%……￥@”
“My top hat is gone too! It must be a skill that can steal things. Don’t let me find out who that bastard is! I’ll skin him alive!”
“What if he comes back to steal again? We don’t even know if our attribute points can be restored…”
“I’ve asked around the Yu and Li families; no one’s heard of anything like this.”
Yu Xunge felt a sense of satisfaction. The more agitated these two were, the more it confirmed she had done the right thing.
When she heard the Yu family mentioned, her heart skipped a beat. Was it the main branch of Yu Qingshan?
But it didn’t concern her. After her rebirth, she had taken the time to verify her DNA. She and Yu Qingshan, Yi Qiu, and Yu Xunhuan were indeed family. The dream of being the true heiress was completely shattered.
Yu Xunge simply stood in the corner, closing her eyes to rest. After Han Qianhai left, she waited a while longer, ensuring Han Qianshan was asleep, before giving her a gentle push to knock her out.
After all, fainting in a dream was different from fainting while awake. The former would only make one wonder if they had slept like a pig, while the latter would be remembered the next day.
Due to the Tomato Mechanism, she could only steal a bit of attributes and equipment.
Thus, Yu Xunge stayed in B City for a week, waiting for the DNA results. The similarity between the DNA of her disguised hair and her own was only 99.5%, which was basically the similarity between two strangers. It seemed she wouldn’t need to wear a swimming cap when using her disguise skill in the future.
During this time, Yu Xunge didn’t sit idle; she went to the Han family every night, rain or shine.
She vowed that from now on, she would be a good person! No trouble, no drama; she would study hard!!
Then, just as she arrived at the airport, she spotted Yu Xunhuan waiting outside…
Yu Xunge: “…”
Sometimes, she truly admired Yu Xunhuan’s service attitude.
No wonder three women were vying for him.
She had just mentioned returning the next day at noon, but Yu Xunhuan? With a bit of stubble on his face, tired yet shining eyes, and holding a now-cold breakfast from M…
Details matter; it was all a signal saying, “Even though I don’t know what time your flight arrives, I came to the airport early to wait for you.”
Couldn’t you just ask me what time I’d arrive?!
**Chapter 29: Moving House**
Yu Xunge was so moved that tears welled up in her eyes—she was stifling a yawn, feeling utterly exhausted: “Let’s go home. I found someone who might be a player, but I haven’t interacted with them. You might know them.”
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