Chapter 151
When she struck the Jiao Long, she noticed that Yu Xunhuan's attribute points had increased significantly again. It was time to harvest his points and clear out his attributes.
How could she let such a golden opportunity slip away?
Yu Xunge didn’t even need to create an alibi; she was in S City, completely innocent.
As for Yu Xunhuan's exact location, she didn’t need to buy it from Baozi; the game forum had already leaked his whereabouts…
After all, he was among the top hundred on the level leaderboard, and he held a very important identity—he was Yu Xunge's younger brother.
Just this fact alone meant that any player who recognized him would snap a picture.
When Yu Xunge saw the familiar street scene and courtyard in the photo, she was momentarily stunned.
Wasn’t this their old home? The place where they grew up.
No, to be precise, this was the home of Shen Yushi—the Shen family.
Lost in thought, Yu Xunge received an email from Shen Yushi. Initially, it was forwarded to her through Zhao Shuying, but later Shen Yushi sent them directly to her, though they had never communicated.
As soon as she opened the food box, Tu Lan rushed over, snapping a few pictures of the soufflé sent by Shen Yushi, skillfully posting them on her social media app along with a selfie.
In the comments, Yu Xunge even spotted Yi Qiuguo’s ID…
Ever since Tu Lan had unfriended her, she had been lurking on Tu Lan’s account, eager to be the first to comment.
After taking a few bites of the soufflé, she remembered that Shen Yushi used to have a habit of growing flowers and vegetables. So, she decided to pack up all the dragon dung that Tu Lan had collected over the past two days and send it to Shen Yushi.
She didn’t want to owe her anything…
……
In the Shen family courtyard.
As usual, after sending the food, Shen Yushi prepared to head out to level up. Ever since she had increased her physical strength, she felt younger and more vibrant.
Just as she reached the door, she received a notification for a new email. Opening her panel, she saw it was a reply from Yu Xunge!
Shen Yushi was a bit surprised; it had been eight days since she last heard from her. Curiously, she opened the email, only to find it contained no message, just an attachment with two boxes labeled “A Box of Dragon Dung.”
She turned to the nearby members of the Special Affairs Bureau and said, “Let’s go later.”
The others didn’t complain, dispersing to their posts or taking their breaks.
They dared not slack off in taking care of Shen Yushi; it was a fantastic job, one that had to be fought for.
The old lady wasn’t the type to be demanding; she was emotionally stable, never lectured anyone, and didn’t care about others’ opinions or whether they aligned with hers. That alone put her above many, even surpassing some younger folks.
As for the perks, they got to enjoy Shen Yushi’s cooking, which consistently scored over 98 points, twice a month. That was a benefit worth fighting for.
Moreover, when they teamed up with Shen Yushi for dungeons, they didn’t have to worry much; she was never a liability. On the contrary, she was an incredibly strong support.
Shen Yushi didn’t care what the others thought; she always did as she pleased.
Once, a member of the Special Affairs Bureau assigned to protect her complained when she decided to stay home and cook instead of leveling up, saying she should act her age. She immediately notified the Bureau to have him replaced.
After receiving the email, she walked to the vegetable patch, took out the boxes, and opened them, releasing a peculiar scent.
It wasn’t that it smelled particularly good, but it certainly didn’t have the usual foul odor of dung. It had a hint of saltpeter, exuding a coolness that made one acutely aware of the frost magic contained within, reminiscent of the waves emitted by ice-type skills.
No wonder it was dragon dung; it looked extraordinary.
Shen Yushi divided the vegetable patch into several areas, diluting the dragon dung in various proportions and mixing it into the soil to test its effects.
Several members of the Special Affairs Bureau, quick to lend a hand, even brought down Yu Qingshan, who had been suspended from the roof.
As for Yi Qiuguo, she had just come out of the house, sniffed the air, and confidently declared, “This is Tu Lan’s dragon dung, right? I’ve shoveled it before.”
Yu Qingshan chimed in, “Xunge still lets you handle this golden dung?” Ever since the pet leaderboard was launched, online orders for dragon dung, dragon blood, and dragon scales had been incessant, with prices skyrocketing. It was likely that Yu Xunge had made quite a fortune from the dragon dung collected in her backyard.
Yi Qiuguo laughed, “It’s from the cats she feeds in her backyard. They’re quite bold; once they got familiar with Tu Lan, they started jumping into the box where Xunge collects the dragon dung to do their business. Every time, she has to sift through the cat poop, and Xunge gets so annoyed, standing in the backyard with her arms crossed, scolding those cats. They actually line up to be scolded, as if they understand what she’s saying.”
Shen Yushi listened quietly, her mind involuntarily conjuring that image, a smile tugging at her lips.
Even the members of the Special Affairs Bureau were captivated by the story.
This was about Yu Xunge and that dragon!
Just as Shen Yushi was still mixing the dragon dung, Yu Chajing suddenly approached, handing her a stack of bound papers. The top page had a bold title—“Dragon Dung: The Planting Guide.”
Yu Chajing said, “Someone sent this to me, asking me to learn it and share it with you when I get the chance, but I thought you’d prefer to learn it yourself.”
The other four members of the Special Affairs Bureau who also received the “Dragon Dung: The Planting Guide”: ?
Yu Qingshan & Yi Qiuguo: “…”
Shen Yushi took the stack of papers, “…uh…”
Though she knew they would report her interactions with Yu Xunge, there was no need for such honesty…
As Yu Chajing retreated to his assigned plot with a hoe, the team leader, Qiao Jingshi, whispered, “Haven’t you taken any emotional intelligence courses since joining the Special Affairs Bureau?”
Yu Chajing replied, “I have, but I found it boring.” After a pause, he probably realized that his statement lacked persuasion, so he added, “I scored full marks in emotional intelligence during the exam.”
So he knew how to speak in a way that made others like him more, how to be more tactful, but he just couldn’t be bothered.
Qiao Jingshi shook his head and sighed, “You’re still too young.”
Yu Chajing countered, “You don’t understand. Honest people are easier to find wives; smooth talkers don’t appeal to girls.”
Qiao Jingshi shot him a strange look, “You’ve got it backward. And don’t you know? In the male circle, calling a guy ‘honest’ is an insult.”
Yu Chajing returned the strange look, even adding a hint of skepticism, “But I’m looking for a wife; why should I care what men think?”
Qiao Jingshi: … This is bad; I can’t argue against that.
What’s worse, he understood the meaning behind Yu Chajing’s gaze.
Qiao Jingshi panicked, “I’m not!!”
Yu Chajing reassured him, “It’s okay; I won’t tell anyone.”
Qiao Jingshi: ?
【Chapter 195: This Life is Unbearable】
After sending the dragon dung to Shen Yushi, Yu Xunge stepped out.
She left Tu Lan at home to create the illusion that someone was around, then disguised herself and used Shadow Step to sneak to the airport. Once inside the pet oxygen chamber, she transformed into a small cat and hid in a corner, boarding a free flight to B City. The whole process was so smooth it reminded her of the good old days when she used to hide under the bed.
These days, players sneaking onto planes using invisibility were quite rare.
After all, invisibility potions were far more expensive than plane tickets, and players with invisibility skills wouldn’t be desperate enough to resort to fare evasion.
Only those with sinister motives who didn’t want to be discovered would go to such lengths…
So even though players had been caught sneaking onto planes shortly after the game invasion, the airport hadn’t implemented any preventive measures. The investment was too high, the returns too low, and it could easily lead to trouble…
If someone had that kind of power and was still sneaking around to avoid paying, without hijacking or harming anyone, what more could you ask for?!
After a nap, Yu Xunge arrived in B City. Once invisible, she used Shadow Step to reach the street closest to Shen Yushi’s courtyard, transforming back into a cat as she made her way to her home.
It wasn’t far from Shen Yushi’s house; she had dined at the Shen family’s home while filming in the area years ago…
It was still 4 PM, and aside from a few people queuing around the dungeon portals, the rest of the area was relatively empty. The dungeon portals resembled the bustling centers of a new era or subway entrances.
All the hustle and bustle converged around the dungeon portals; in just half a year, many cities had transformed.
Yu Xunge nimbly leaped onto a rooftop, darting across several buildings until she spotted the large tree near Shen Yushi’s home.
And there, sitting under the tree and chatting with someone, was Yu Xunhuan.
And… Han Qianshan and Han Qianhai?
Her first reaction wasn’t curiosity about how the three knew each other, but rather, great! She could take care of all three at once!
She loved the sight of her enemies gathered together; it felt like a buffet feast.
When using Anima Magus, she couldn’t use any skills other than her divine gifts, so she hid in a corner, drank an invisibility potion, and while still invisible, cast “Come Forth!” to give herself a disguise. Then she circled back to use her detection skill on the three of them.
Perfect, all three were level 8, not lower than her.
Yu Xunge felt invigorated; just looking at the big, chubby guy and the big, chubby girl made her mouth water!
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