Chapter 317
Yu Xunge turned to Tu Lan and said, “Let’s play for another seven minutes and then leave.”
Tu Lan dashed toward a black go-kart parked nearby, where a body lay.
With a loud crash, Yu Xunge genuinely worried that their go-kart wouldn’t hold up…
Huh?!
Yu Xunge suddenly turned her head toward a vending machine not far away!
In her mind, she told Tu Lan, “Let’s go over to those vending machines and try to steal from them!”
Tu Lan: !!!
Tu Lan: “You’re way more experienced at this than I am!!”
Tu Lan: “Sis, you’ve got to teach little Tu a thing or two!”
Yu Xunge: …
The two of them, one person and one dragon, stealthily parked their go-kart behind the vending machine and hid.
After a few seconds, Yu Xunge and Tu Lan stared blankly at the two extra go-kart coins that had appeared in the steering wheel. They exchanged silent glances for a few seconds before rolling up their sleeves and diving into action!
However, considering the cost of the skill points, Tu Lan took the lead. She was responsible for using “I Want to Improve So Badly,” while Yu Xunge had to steal once for three skill points, which wasn’t worth it. Her job was to heal Tu Lan.
Unfortunately, no matter how much they stole, it was always go-kart coins; they couldn’t figure out why they couldn’t take the items inside.
A minute later, their go-kart coins had increased to 37. During this time, other players had noticed them and rushed over to attack or ram their go-kart, but Tu Lan skillfully dodged them as they circled around the vending machine.
However, just as Yu Xunge attempted to steal from the vending machine for the tenth time, a message suddenly appeared above it. “Vending Machine No. 17 ？？？ Waking Up Anger·Injustice┃Taboo: Do not harm it again after it awakens┃Weakness: Payment Slot”
Yu Xunge immediately hit the brakes, floored the gas, and shouted, “Exit! Let’s go!”
Though Tu Lan didn’t know what was happening, she unconditionally trusted Yu Xunge. Even though they still had three minutes left before their agreed departure time, she quickly turned the steering wheel toward the exit.
Behind them, the vending machine had started bouncing after them.
Yu Xunge and Tu Lan pressed the gas pedal to the floor, not daring to let up, but a few seconds later, they both slammed on the brakes.
Because the vending machine’s attack method was to hurl various items from inside it at them! Sometimes it even tossed out a few go-kart coins!!
Was this a BOSS? It was like a money-spending demon!
Yu Xunge pulled off her hat and started collecting, while Tu Lan grabbed go-kart coins, slapping one into the steering wheel every time she found one.
A group of players playing bumper cars suddenly fell silent for a moment, then, as if on cue, turned their vehicles toward them and charged.
Various bizarre races sat in their little go-karts, their faces twisted in rage as they rushed toward her… she even spotted a crab driving a go-kart.
The last time Yu Xunge saw such a terrifying scene was when she was at home watching a zombie movie.
She had tucked her hoodie into her pants, stuffing any parts she found into her collar, using her top as a pocket. Even in such a frantic and thrilling moment, she kept her wits about her, prioritizing the most valuable items.
Engines, steering wheels, tires…
As the go-kart brigade was still a few hundred meters away, Yu Xunge jumped into the car, “Let’s go, let’s go!”
Tu Lan was nudged by her belly and had to take off into the air.
As Tu Lan released the brake and sped forward, she glanced back longingly, “I really want to see what happens after they hit it.”
Just as she finished speaking, a skill landed on the vending machine, and the sound of shattering glass echoed.
While driving, she struggled to look back at Yu Xunge and Tu Lan, witnessing the vending machine suddenly grow to an enormous size.
“Vending Machine No. 17 ！！！ Extreme Rage·Completely Insane┃Taboo: Do not harm it again after it awakens┃Weakness: Payment Slot”
It jumped high into the air, nearly blocking out the sky, casting a massive shadow over the go-kart brigade below, and then it came crashing down.
Boom—any player that had chased after them couldn’t escape this crushing blow!
It was too fast, and in that instant, all players’ gas pedals failed, catching everyone off guard.
Even Yu Xunge and Tu Lan suddenly found their controls unresponsive, stuck at the parking lot exit.
Yu Xunge & Tu Lan: …
Tu Lan: “I feel like you’re about to get hung up in the battlefield chat channel.”
Yu Xunge: “…” Don’t say such terrifying things.
Yu Xunge planted her feet on the ground, awkwardly sliding a bit before using her foot to propel the go-kart, “Let’s go, let’s go, we need to paddle out of here!”
Tu Lan, expressionless, glanced at her own legs, then back at Yu Xunge.
Yu Xunge: “Ah, sorry, I forgot. You don’t need to feel inferior; you don’t need that many long legs at home.”
Tu Lan: …
After they used their feet to drive the go-kart and dragged it out of the parking lot, they didn’t run far. Yu Xunge backed the go-kart up a little and stopped by the roadside to wait for Wu Ren.
It was a bit cold; this time, the race track map had appeared in a snowy landscape.
In this game, Yu Xunge truly regretted not bringing the magician’s wisdom tooth with her. Tu Lan had a spatial pocket, but that skill was a real pain.
Not only did it cost skill points to open and close, but like a passive skill, once you stored items from the world battlefield inside, it consumed three skill points every minute when used. It was practically highway robbery.
Tu Lan picked out all the modifiable parts she could use, while the rest were still hidden in Yu Xunge’s hoodie.
Their biggest haul this time was a brand new upgraded engine!
Tu Lan expertly waved her tools, “Once we install this, our base speed will at least double!”
While waiting for Wu Ren, Tu Lan began modifying their go-kart, while Yu Xunge pressed the brake, aiming her sniper rifle at the direction they had come from.
Two minutes later, Tu Lan successfully replaced the most important engine and then started picking and choosing other parts to modify, starting with the most expensive. This time it was the steering wheel, which looked no different but had a purple attribute—“Energy Saving.”
While Tu Lan was busy, she casually asked, “Aren’t you going to check the battlefield chat channel?”
Yu Xunge had actually looked at it long ago, but she stubbornly replied, “I’m busy, not looking at that stuff.”
Tu Lan, with a part in her mouth, tightened a screw and stole a glance at the screen beside her.
【Mai Mang·Xie Xie】: Is that Zai Jiu Xun Ge a new player? So ruthless!!!
【Mai Mang·Bao Bao】: Can you believe the vending machine went berserk?! She grabbed a bunch of parts and ran!
【Huang Yan·Wu Ke】: Yeah, it was brutal. Ze Lan Wu Ren got crushed under the vending machine and couldn’t dig herself out!
【Ze Lan·Wu Ren】: When have I ever not been able to dig myself out? Are you looking for trouble?
【Ling Cha·Qi Duan】: Your hamster is with me; I dug it out myself. Give me a bottle of gasoline, and I’ll return it to you.
【Mai Mang·Xie Xie】: Ze Lan Feng Tang, it’s all your daughter’s doing.
【Ze Lan·Feng Tang】: Huh? She’s not my daughter; we’re not from the same world.
【Mai Quan·Xiong Ni】: Do you have no shame?
【Ze Lan·Feng Tang】: Occasionally, yes.
Tu Lan: …
Yu Xunge, secretly watching the chat channel: …
A rumble echoed from afar, and Yu Xunge immediately took aim, while several lightning nets of the Thunder Cage were already prepared, floating behind her, ready to be deployed to block any potential attacks.
The moment the go-kart appeared in her line of sight, Yu Xunge would start her attack. The sniper rifle had an extremely long range, and with the explosive drummer providing tracking, many go-karts charging toward her were already filled with rage.
Then they would meet her fourth shot!
This shot, after aiming for over three seconds, was guaranteed to hit!
It was also the attack power of “Midnight Exile” multiplied by 125 times!
And the key attribute determining her shooting damage—Agility—was her strongest attribute.
Everything pointed to the fact that this shot, even Feng Tang and Wu Ren wouldn’t dare underestimate.
Although this entire attack sequence, combining attack skills and activating “I’m Going to Get Serious (Passive),” would cost her seven skill points, the investment was absolutely worth it!
Any player passing by who could withstand the fourth shot would not choose to linger when they reached her; instead, they would decisively hit the gas and leave. Those who couldn’t withstand it would become Yu Xunge’s resources.
In just seven or eight minutes, Yu Xunge had successfully killed two players.
【Ding—Congratulations to Zai Jiu Xun Ge for killing Ling Cha Yun Tuan. Player Yun Tuan chose to exchange three S-level skills for a resurrection opportunity. You will randomly draw one S-level skill as your loot.】
【Ding—Drawing kill reward, you gained 7 points of Intelligence.】
【Loot drawing complete, you obtained Ling Cha Yun Tuan’s S-level skill—Dragon Dance.】
An S-level melee attack skill that grants a massive boost to speed and reflexes instantly. Each time you hit an enemy with your legs, it creates a tornado that automatically tracks the enemy. It consumes 5% of mana per minute, which is a bit much, but the cooldown is surprisingly short—only five minutes.
【Ding—Congratulations to Zai Jiu Xun Ge for killing Huang Yan Qing You. Player Qing You chose to exchange three S-level skills for a resurrection opportunity. You will randomly draw one S-level skill as your loot.】
【Ding—Drawing kill reward, you gained 5 points of Agility.】
【Loot drawing complete, you obtained Huang Yan Qing You’s S-level skill—Clock Reversal.】
【Chapter 412: Divine Game: Go-Kart Racing 11】
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