Outsiders all say that Eric Bennett struck it lucky, marrying the heir of the Foster family, Andrew Foster, and being cherished in the palm of his hand for five years—they were a famously loving couple.

But little did they know, Andrew Foster had many complaints about this marriage. He confided to his friend: "He's like a housekeeper—won't let me smoke or drink, won't let me go clubbing or party, even set a curfew so I have to be home by ten!"

"I have to fulfill my 'marital duties' ten times a week, no less, and each time has to last over half an hour or he'll make me drink tonic soup to spite me!"