During a certain LOL match, a well-known infuriating streamer is commentating and broadcasting live.
Streamer: This support is really feeding.
Streamer: If this jungler were my teammate, I'd already be playing piano for him at the fountain.
Streamer: I suggest this player go back and practice his last-hitting.
Audience: Stop talking trash! If you're so good, get in there yourself!
Streamer: Daddy really can do it.
Audience: Uh-huh :) If you can, I'll chop off my head and let you kick it.
A few months later, the veteran LPL team TTC announces a new mid-laner. A boy with flamboyant blue hair appears before the audience, playing Zed with such mastery that anyone who faces him dies. Female fans are all teetering on the edge of switching allegiances.
At the MVP post-game interview, everyone holds their breath, looking at this fresh blood with anticipation.
The boy takes the mic, smiles, and asks: 'To the viewer on Xingkong TV with the user ID 'Suburban King 101', the official website has my team's address. When are you sending your head over?'
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After a regular season match, staff go backstage to urge the team members to come out for interviews, only to find TTC's new mid-laner and jungler in a corner.
TTC's ace jungler, Daddy Road, has their new mid-laner Soft pinned against the wall, eyes lowered, asking in a soft voice: 'For the interview, you know what to do?'
The hot-tempered mid-laner who cemented his trash-talker image in the audience's mind on his debut is now blushing furiously: 'I know. I won't curse... I definitely won't curse.'
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