Chapter 621
Upon reaching this point, the two men’s expressions became much more respectful.
Yu Wen Cuo Jin clasped his hands and said, “After all, we are family. When we obtain the Array of Life and Death, the first to present it for your review will be the Immortal.”
“Let’s get it first. What plans do you have?”
Li Mo seemed quite pleased with their attitude.
“Besides this array, we have another important matter to discuss,” Mo Chaozong said, unable to hold back as he noticed they were still exchanging pleasantries.
Si Tu Ding nodded and said seriously, “Immortal, we also need to deal with Li Mo and Ying Bing. Talents like them, if left unchecked, could grow into a significant threat one day.”
“So, Mo Sect Leader and I will handle Li Mo and Ying Bing, while you take care of the array. How does that sound?”
Li Mo: “?”
Looking at the two masters of the Xuan realm and one of the Law Body, all three wore grave expressions, a question mark slowly appeared over Little Li’s head.
What qualifications did he have for this?
“Immortal, you may not know, but our sect has a teaching that even when hunting a rabbit, one must use full strength. Last year, a genius from the Observation of Gods realm had a grudge against our sect, and I personally wiped out his family, leaving no egg unshaken, and even the dogs were castrated.”
“... Surely not,” Li Mo’s lips twitched.
“You don’t understand that sinister kid. If you did, you wouldn’t think that way.”
“Oh? Besides being handsome and having exceptional sword skills, what other strengths does he have?”
Little Li frowned.
“His progress is terrifying, faster than the Great Yu’s Martial Emperor of yore, and his methods are bizarre, completely unlike the Inner Realm. He can move thousands of miles in an instant and radiate a brilliant light, making it impossible for even the masters of the Xuan realm to harm him.”
Si Tu Ding pulled out a small notebook and read out the characteristics he had recorded.
Li Mo hadn’t expected the Demon Sect to know so much about him.
“Even if our realms are higher, dealing with this kid requires a gradual approach, relying on strategy to win. Fortunately, he doesn’t seem too bright; after all, those who play with hammers usually lack brains…”
Crack—
Mo Chaozong was taken aback by the sound.
“Immortal, how did you break your chopsticks?”
“Ha ha… it’s nothing. I’m just surprised by the countless heroes in this world. This kid truly has a remarkable presence.”
Li Mo set down his chopsticks and spoke with a deep tone, “You mentioned winning through strategy. What plans have you thought of?”
“We’re preparing to ambush him during his wedding night, but we’re not entirely confident,” Luo Yexian sighed. “That kid’s methods are too tricky; if we’re not careful, he’ll slip away. Back at Lan Ke Mountain, he managed to escape without a trace.”
Everyone turned their gaze toward Little Li, seemingly waiting for him to make a decision.
This was where Little Li’s knowledge fell short.
He remained silent, while his two protectors began to whisper among themselves, discussing quite earnestly.
“?”
Wait, are you two really brainstorming?
“How about drugging Li Mo?”
Shang Qin Qing pondered.
“That kid has a special constitution; he’s immune to all poisons,” Si Tu Ding shook his head.
“Drugs don’t have to be poison,” Qin Yuzhi added.
Li Mo silently gave a thumbs-up to one of them. The esteemed best actor of Qing Yuan Sect couldn’t see any signs of performance in this act.
This play was simply too…
“Viagra.”
“Pfft…” Qian Bufan nearly sneezed into the hot pot.
“Hiss…”
A chorus of gasps filled the room, and the members of the Demon Sect leaned back slightly, their eyes flashing with newfound wisdom.
“Exactly! If we give him Viagra and he’s with the top flower of the Hundred Flowers List, no matter how many tricks he has, how can he cope?”
“Who can withstand that? That kid will be tossing and turning until dawn!”
“Truly impressive! No wonder you’re our ancestor; what a clever use of leverage! Using the Cold Fairy to bind the ‘Wife-Boosting Little Tyrant’—this plan is truly wicked.”
“Ke ke, now Li Mo won’t be able to escape!”
The members of the Demon Sect seemed to have their thoughts ignited, and they began to discuss animatedly.
“I’ve been wanting to do this for a while,” Shang Qin Qing puffed out her chest.
Qin Yuzhi: “Mwahaha…”
The two wore expressions of wild arrogance, their laughter wicked and malicious, sending chills down the spines of the Demon Sect members, who thought to themselves that these two must have been top-tier villains before being taken in by the Immortal.
Oh, and one of them is their ancestor, so that’s fine.
Li Mo began to suspect that the two weren’t just acting.
If they really went through with this, it would be a disaster!
Clearing his throat, Li Mo said, “And the Viagra? Since he has a special constitution, there are fewer heavenly materials and earthly treasures that would work on him. I, as a righteous gentleman, don’t have such rare items on me.”
“…”
At his words, the room fell silent, and the members of the Demon Sect exchanged glances.
Everyone turned their gaze toward Luo Yexian.
“What are you looking at me for? You don’t think I have a problem, do you?” Luo Yexian’s eyes widened.
One of the sect members whispered, “Hall Master, you always go to the brothel and call for three girls, then play mahjong, winning big.”
“Yeah, the last girl I was with cursed you, saying she worked hard for thirty taels, while you, the scoundrel, lost over two hundred taels in one night. She’s never lost money like that in her life.”
“The madam said not to bring you next time, or she’d give me a discount.”
No wonder the sect members thought Luo Yexian had issues in that department.
If not, how could he do something that even the members of the Demon Sect found excessive?
“I’m not sick! I just have no interest in women!” Luo Yexian shouted, his face turning red.
Si Tu Ding waved his hand, silencing the commotion.
“Alright, we can still look for it. Although time is short, it doesn’t mean we can’t find it.”
As soon as he finished speaking—
“This item… there’s no need to look for it!”
Suddenly, a figure who had been silent stood up, his expression radiating a kind of absolute confidence.
Another expert?
At a glance, Li Mo, who had just relaxed, felt a chill run down his spine.
Old Huang, weren’t you supposed to be undercover?
Why are you joining in on the fun?!
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Chapter 724: Double the He Huan Powder!
“Oh? You…”
Si Tu Ding looked at the pale-faced young man with hollow eyes, who appeared to have indulged excessively, and his expression shifted slightly.
The room fell silent, the sound of a pin dropping could be heard as all eyes turned toward him.
Li Mo maintained a calm facade, but inside, he couldn’t help but feel a bit anxious.
The other party was a bigwig at the deputy sect leader level; he wouldn’t have noticed something from Old Huang, would he?
Huang Donglai took a deep breath, cold sweat forming on his forehead.
“Hahaha… good! Our sect truly has a wealth of talent,” Si Tu Ding stared at him for a long moment before suddenly bursting into laughter. “Just by looking at you, I can tell you’re no good. You must have been quite the flower thief in your day!”
Huang Donglai had infiltrated the Demon Sect, taking the place of a member who indeed practiced the sinister art of Yin-Yang replenishment.
However, according to the laws of the Great Yu, flower thieves were to be castrated and exiled, which was a severe punishment. So, the original member, being timid, usually paid to visit brothels instead.
“Deputy Sect Leader, you flatter me.”
Huang Donglai finally relaxed a bit.
But Yu Wen Cuo Jin’s eyes narrowed again. “Liu Hao, why didn’t you report in last time?”
With important matters at hand, to prevent leaks, every sect member had to send a message to Yu Wen Cuo Jin periodically, reporting their location and status.
Last time, Huang Donglai had just happened to be at Qiu Shui Pavilion.
“I got caught at a brothel,” Huang Donglai said, thinking quickly.
“A brothel?”
Si Tu Ding frowned. “You still go to those places?”
“Deputy Sect Leader, you may not know, but according to the laws of the Great Yu, if a flower thief gets caught, they are castrated and exiled, which is a severe punishment. So, I took a different approach.”
Huang Donglai was grateful for the time he spent with Murong Xiao, as he had learned quite a bit:
“Why not spend a little money at a brothel for Yin-Yang replenishment? Even if it costs a bit, it’s worth it to avoid prison.”
“Hiss…”
“That makes sense. Why would a flower thief risk their life to pursue virtuous women?”
“Because they like young girls?”
“As long as you’re willing to spend money at a brothel, why would you have trouble finding young girls?”
The members of the Demon Sect exchanged glances, their eyes filled with the light of realization.
Si Tu Ding was momentarily speechless. He had thought this kid was a reckless character, but he hadn’t expected Yin-Yang replenishment to be practiced this way. After a long pause, he finally cleared his throat and said, “Well, given the recent tight situation, it’s a clever way to go about it.”
“You still haven’t answered my question.”
Yu Wen Cuo Jin wasn’t swayed by the change of topic.
Huang Donglai’s expression grew troubled.
“Hmm? Speak! What were you doing?”
The suspicion on Yu Wen Cuo Jin’s face deepened.
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